Wake Up, We're Trying To Goad You

Fancy having a poke at the Old Enemy? Willing to give and take? Probably most of you.

Sad git with a PC? Certainly most of you, or you wouldn't be reading this.

Really sad git with a Facebook profile? Well then, you'll no doubt want to sign up to the Cult Of The Honey Badger group which is a friendly place to discuss footy with fans of that lot from the Lane. You even get a "rank": how cool is that?

Arrrgh, it all aches...

Ah, well here we are again. I crawl out of the woodshed, creaking more than somewhat, to find summer's been and gone and that we've got a new all-singing, all-dancing PM. Having taken a look I'm tempted to venture back to the woodshed but I know there's work to be done and that I have to be strong.

A new season is only days away and it's a season forward to which I think we really should be looking. Let's get ready, people, it'll be a good 'un.

Stock up the fridge dudes...

Sanity later, right now another beer...